So, you are here to get your “laugh on” with the best hives meme collection on the web? Well, these hives (urticaria) memes deliver! Hives can be such a pain, and debilitating. These pictures are to shed a little bit of humor on this condition. Laughter is the best medicine, right? Let’s dive in.

Fresh Cut Grass Equals Hives Meme

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This hives meme hits home for me. I was a dorky kid with glasses, and I TO get hives from cutting the grass.
The “History” of Hives

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No meme collection would be complete without this guy. If you have seen his shows on the history channel, he is really smart! Sometimes all you need to say to your friends who know you suffer from urticaria is “Hives”.
Allergic to Cold, Live in Canada

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Hives like to come and go, move around the body, and are caused by different conditions. Learning why you are getting your hives is a huge breakthrough! Finding out that you are allergic to the cold, and you live somewhere cold? Noooooooo.
Get it? “Hives” and “Swell Guy”
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Yes, this is a dad joke and hives meme combined. Not sure what the eel has to do with it, maybe he “seas” something we don’t?
Who Wants to be a Millionnaire Hives Meme

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This must be the million-dollar question. I don’t think the correct answer might depend on the day. My eyes would be just as big if you asked me, “What causes your hives?”
Hives…Hives Everywhere

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You’ve got a friend in me, but I am no friend of hives!
I Want to Play in the Snow, But my Cold Hives Say No

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There is nothing wrong with enjoying your time indoors when you have cold urticaria. But, having the freedom or option to play in the cold would really be great.
Dwight Shares a Fact on Hives Meme

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Dwight is a very serious person at times, if you watch The Office, you know. When it comes to hives, Mr. Schrute knows what he is talking about.
Stupid People Give Me Hives

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They don’t really, but I could see how someone could stress you out so much that you get stress hives! Has this ever happened to you?
Are My Hives Subsiding?

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This is a fair question every time you get hives. Urticaria likes to move around the body, so of course, it is confusing to whether you are actually getting better, or if they are on the move.
Bear with Me While I Have Hives

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We don’t choose this life or these symptoms, so “bear” with us allergy sufferers.
One Does Not Simply Know

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This condition is such a fickle beast, and some folks may never know the true cause of their symptoms.
Hives at Night, or No Sleep?

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Being faced with this type of decision really does make you sweat. You need sleep so your body can take care of itself and heal, but you know that you may wake up with hives. If you get hives when sleeping, you may have a dust mite allergy.
Hives Suck, Change My Mind

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I wonder if this guy knew he would be such a meme sensation? Either way, here we have “Hives suck, change my mind”. I think if you made it to this hives meme page you can relate!
Zoolander Meets Hives Meme

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Sometimes we need to just have a good laugh about our hives, Will Ferrell helps make that happen. I guess hives could be a fashion statement?
I Don’t Always Get Hives, but When I Do

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The Dos Equis meme strikes again, this time for us with urticaria. When I get hives I try not to scratch like a dog, but I do take some allergy meds and maybe put on a cold compress.
Hives, The Next Generation

Source: memegenerator.net @Picard Facepalm
Urticaria, hives, red bumps, itchy welts, whatever you call them they still suck and are a good reason to facepalm.
Jim Halpert Discusses Medication for Hives

Source: allergypreventions.com
Totally something Jim would bring up during a meeting at The Office. Why do medications have to be this way? 99% of any medication commercials will say it treats something, like hives, but then go and list hives as one of the side effects. Something is not right here.
Cold Urticaria Meme with Mr. Robert Downey Jr

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Robert Downey Jr’s face says it all. This meme is about cold urticaria, but it could be about any condition that you suffer from. When someone tells me about MY allergies, without me asking for advice… I don’t want to hear it.
Stress Hives Meme

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It shouldn’t be this way, hives show up as a punk kid thinking they know everything. I am already stressed, don’t give me hives which makes me stress more.
“Help. Police. Hive Expert”

Source: quickmeme.com
The real quote is “Help. Police. Murder.” but for those who really do suffer from food allergies (not just one occasion), you want to give them this Willy Wonka face. Additionally, you can give them another Willy Wonka quote, “You lose. Good Day, Sir.”
Take A Deep Breath When Hiving From Stress

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Stress and urticaria are not friends. Find something that calms your stress, don’t hold it in like this guy.
Winter Hives Meme

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No fun! You made it through winter with your cold urticaria and now that Spring is here, you think you are good to go. A month into Spring and your hives have not gone anywhere, have you developed chronic hives now?
“Chow” But Did You Get Hives?

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The Hangover is a great movie, but so are the “Chow” memes. Instead of “But did you die”, we get “But did you get hives?” this saying is much more relatable.
Idiopathic Hives Meme

Source: allergypreventions.com
Office Space is another classic. If you have seen the movie, I know you can hear the voice as you read what he has to say about idiopathic hives.
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